BSA National Pike District

Austin: What kind of car runs on only electricity?
Lenny: Beats me.
Austin: A volts-wagon!

Tom Swiftie: “This room looks like a pig sty,” Tom snorted.

Mohammad: Why is it a bad idea to tell secrets to an icicle?
Terrence: I don’t know. Why?
Mohammad: Because they crack under pressure!

A book never written: “Hot Sun and Beautiful Beaches” by Sandy Aygo.

Evan: What did the duck say when its egg broke?
Jake: Beats me.
Evan: “Oops, I quacked it!”

Tom Swiftie: “I hate snakes,” Tom hissed.

Jim: Why can’t pirates learn the alphabet?
Bo: I haven’t a clue.
Jim: Because they spend years at “C”!

A book never written: “Where Insects Live” by Ann T. Hill.

Nico: How do you get rid of an old recliner?
Lee: I don’t know. How?
Nico: Give it to chair-ity!

Adam: Knock, knock.
Amanda: Who’s there?
Adam: Cash.
Amanda: Cash, who?
Adam: I didn’t know you were a nut!

Evan: What did one casket say to the other?
Ryan: Tell me.
Evan: “Is that you coffin?”

Daffynition: Medical staff—What a doctor uses for a cane.

Gary: What does a frog do when its car breaks down?
Dan: I don’t know. What?
Gary: It gets toad!

A book never written: “Blending In” by Cam E. Leon.

Cale: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Joe: Beats me.
Cale: To get to the other slide!

Daffynition: Farmer—One who is outstanding in his field.

Sam: What is Dracula’s favorite circus act?
Ethan: Tell me.
Sam: He always goes for the juggler!

Chris: What happened to the shoe salesman over the weekend?
John: I don’t know.
Chris: He turned into a loafer!

A book never written: “All About Atoms” by Molly Cule.

Jordan: What is a dog’s favorite food?
Mike: Tell me.
Jordan: Collie-flower!